Frank King
His corporate comedy is clean, clever, and completely lacking in content. He's got nothing to say, and you'll enjoy every minute of it. If you want a message, check your voice mail. If you want a laugh, book Frank King. Whether he's roasting the high and mighty in a fun and gentle manner or acting as a comic master of ceremonies, King keeps the event fun, moving, and on time. He also has a "special place in his heart" for the healthcare industry. Several years ago, he underwent an aortic valve transplant. Since then, he's performed his specialized program, "Oil, Lube, and Valve Job," for healthcare organizations across the country. A former quarter-finalist on Star Search - who lost to a puppet - Frank King is the best thing to happen to after-dinner since dessert.
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If you want a message, check your voice mail. If you want a laugh, book Frank King. His corporate comedy is clean, clever, and completely lacking in content. He's got nothing to say, and you'll enjoy every minute of it.
Here's what won't happen if you book Frank King. You will not get a "checkup from the neck up" ("And if I hear anybody utter that phrase again, I think I may throw up"). You will not learn any of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People ("I'm not sure what the seven habits are, however, I'm guessing one of them has to be overusing the word 'paradigm'"). You will not learn to think outside the box, break the secret code of accomplishment, fly with eagles even though you work with turkeys, or be empowered ("whatever that means"), in any way.
Here's what will happen if you book Frank King. You'll laugh. Whether he's roasting the high and mighty in a fun and gentle manner; delivering his hilarious keynote speech "Making a Living, Not a Difference;" acting as a comic master of ceremonies - keeping the event fun, moving, and on time; posing as a corporate imposter, sounding like he knows exactly what he's talking about, but of course, has no earthly idea; or, serving as a funny facilitator (a humorous host and MC), he's sure to make you and the entire entertainment committee look good.
A quarter-finalist on "Star Search" - who lost to a puppet - King has also appeared on A&E's "An Evening at the Improv," Showtime's "Comedy Club Network," and CNN's "Business Unusual." In addition to telling jokes, King's been busy selling jokes, writing for Jay Leno, Joan Rivers, and Dennis Miller.
King also has a "special place in his heart" for the healthcare industry. Several years ago, he underwent an aortic valve transplant. Since then, he's performed his specialized program, "Oil, Lube, and Valve Job," for healthcare organizations across the country.
If you want a thoroughly customized laugh-riot, book Frank King. He's the best thing to happen to after-dinner since dessert.
